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3 November 10

Chandler’s 2nd Annual Halloween

It’s been a few days and the candy buzz is finally starting to wear off and I think I’m finally ready to submit my report on Chandler’s second annual Halloween. That’s right, in the Smith family we celebrate Halloween annually.

Previously I posted a picture of Chandler and I in our Halloween costumes and asked if you could guess what we were. Dimavovaforever was lightning fast to respond with the correct answer of Calvin and Hobbes. Dima, you have my respect. To the rest of you…better luck next time. But a lot of you did get it right, which is more than I can say about my neighbors. Most of them just thought Chandler was Tigger. Psshh! That was SO last year, and totally different! See!

And this is what we looked like this year.

Most of the time we just let people go on assuming he was Tigger. We didn’t want to get too intense about it.

Them: Oh, he is such a cute Tigger!

Us: NO! Actually he is Hobbes! As in Calvin and! Maybe you should think before you speak!

But at some of the houses, particularly the ones closer to home where were meeting some of our new neighbors for the first time, Ashley felt compelled to intervene.

Ashley: Hi, we just moved into the neighborhood. I’m Ashley and this is my husband Nate and our son Chandler. They are Calvin and Hobbes. My husband doesn’t normally dress like this, and his hair usually looks better…not a lot better…but a little better.

Chandler was of course A.DOR.ABLE! I on the other hand looked like Calvin was going through a particularly tough puberty stage. Next year we’ll have to come up with a costume that is a little less accidentally scary. Someone already suggested the brilliant idea of us going as a Mt Dew 2 Liter Bottle and 12 oz Can. Brilliant. I plan on teaming up with Chandler for Halloween costumes until that fateful day comes that he no longer thinks it is cool. And next year we have to get Mom involved.

Trick or treating this year was definitely more fun than last year. It was my idea to use the red wagon as both a costume prop and a great way to keep Chandler engaged and moving in the right direction. Chandler is very mobile these days, but not very focused. He loved the wagon and except for the fact that he kept throwing things out of it all night long, it was a pretty smooth ride.

It was fun to watch Chandler as the night went on and he eventually started to catch on. His favorite portion of the evening was pressing the doorbells. I think this might be foreshadowing his ding dong ditching days. But after a while he learned that the next step in the process was to receive candy, and after ringing the doorbells he would hold out his little hand. At the beginning of the night, if the neighbors held out the bowl for him to choose his candy, he would just stare at them with an untrusting look. Who taught my son not to take candy from strangers? Chandler, if a stranger wants to give you free candy, and possibly even a free ride in a cool windowless van, well then son you better take them up on that. How many times are you going to get an opportunity like that?

Towards the end he started reaching into the bowls and choosing his own treats. There were a few close calls when he almost grabbed some Whoppers. As soon as he is old enough to understand, we are going to have to engage in some serious candy education.

Here is this year’s haul:

Pretty paltry by my standards but not bad for the little guy’s 2nd year. It is safe to assume that by the time this post is published that candy will have been consumed by yours truly.

1 March 10

Improvising Fatherhood Photoshop contest

Recently we have been trying to expand Chandler’s horizons by introducing solid foods into his world. It has not gone so well. Apparently, just like me, my boy is an originalist. He likes breast milk and sees no need to try anything else. But we don’t give up easy. So every day we give him a little bit of food and he gives us a lot of attitude.

These events have been amazing photo opportunities since our normally very happy little boy tends to FREAK out as soon as a spoon of goop comes anywhere near his lips. The other day, we got what I can only describe as THE FUNNIEST CHANDLER PHOTO OF ALL TIME! Here it is.

This photo makes me laugh every time I see it. It almost looks like something out of Calvin and Hobbes when his food comes to life and attacks him.

This photo is pretty hilarious on its own. But I just had to do a little “photoshopping” to see if I could take it up a notch.

Ah…now that’s comedy. I realized after I made this photo that I might be alienating half my audience who are Windows users. I checked my stats and indeed a little over half my readers are visiting the site from a Windows computer. So if you take offense to this, now’s your chance to exact your revenge!

I’m holding a contest to see who can create the funniest photoshop of the original photo above. Click on the photo to download a higher quality version of it. Then, if you are Tumblrite, you can submit a photo reply. If you are a non-Tumblrite, you can put a link to your photo in the comments field or email me directly at improvisingfatherhood(AT)gmail(DOT)com.

The funniest photo will be awarded a sweet prize. What’s the sweet prize? I wish I could say it was cold hard cash or some kind of cool gift. Unfortunately at this point all of the cash I have laying around is warm and mushy and all the cool gifts I would offer are covered in C-Rex drool. But what I will give you is some sweet promotion. Got a website you want me to promote? Got a product you want to sell? Have a video you hope will go viral?

Well whatever you got, as long as it is not evil in some way, I will promote it for a week straight. I will put up an ad towards the top of the sidebar, which will stay there for free until someone pays me to put their’s there instead. I will also write a full post about whatever the heck it is you’d like me to promote. On top of that you’ll be mentioned in each of my posts for that week.

So what’s the value of that? Depending on who you are it could either be a lot or a little. Last week my site received over 3,000 pageviews, which is double from the previous week. On average between 100 and 200 people visit my site each day. So having a week’s worth of promotion on Improvising Fatherhood might be a big boost for you. Even if it isn’t you should still submit a photo because it’s fun! Not everything in life has to be profitable.

Okay, on that note, I’m going to be late for work. Download the photo and start ‘shoppin’ it!

Improvising Fatherhood Photoshop Contest Details

Contest deadline: Monday, March 8 11:59pm

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE PHOTO

Submit via photo reply (Tumblrs only), paste a link to your photo in the comments section, or email me at improvisingfatherhood(AT)gmail(DOT)com.

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh