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11 July 10

Improvising Lullabies

This is a variation of the lullaby I often sing to Chandler as I put him to sleep. After a few verses it turns into a rhyming game and I always end up coming up with something new.

Chandler Chandler, it’s time to sleep.

Chandler Chandler, don’t make a peep.

Chandler Chandler, it’s time for bed.

Chandler Chandler, rest your little head.

Chandler Chandler, it’s time to nap.

Chandler Chandler, don’t take a crap. 

Chandler Chandler, Daddy loves you.

Chandler Chandler, Big League Chew.

Chandler Chandler, have a sweet dream.

Chandler Chandler, apply some foot cream.

Chandler Chandler, let’s be friends.

Chandler Chandler, pay me dividends. 

And it just goes on like that until I get him ready for his nap. This lullaby is severely lacking in the lull department, but mommy always likes hearing what new verses I come up with.

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh