We are on camera high alert!

Tonight I got this text from my wife:

And it made me realize something. WE ARE ON HIGH ALERT HERE PEOPLE! Chandler has been flirting with standing and walking for quite some time now. If there is a vertical surface that can support him, he will pull himself up and stand to his heart’s content. And when his heart is no longer content with where he is standing, he will cruise on over to a new location.

I mentioned before that Chandler really can stand and walk but he keeps remembering that he “can’t walk” and then falls down. Well recently Chandler’s memory is deteriorating and he keeps coming closer to completely forgetting that he is still a quadruped.

I know we take a lot of photos and videos of Chandler, but suddenly it has become so much more important to be prepared. A baby’s first steps are very crucial. Some people believe that his first steps will tell you everything you need to know about his future and his personality. If he steps with his left foot first he will become a Democrat. If he steps with his right foot first, then falls on his face and gets up and says, “Mission accomplished,” he’ll become a Republican. If his first steps are completely silent, he will be a ninja. If his first steps are backwards he will be Michael Jackson.

We have to be ready for this. I’m considering hiring Michael Moore and his documentary team to follow Chandler around. Moore can harass Chandler until he finally gets so annoyed he just gets up and walks away. “Hey Chandler, did you know those little baby Nikes you are wearing were made by little Asian children the same age as you, and not only can they already walk, but they have to march to work up hill both ways? You make me sick, Chandler!”

Geez, take it easy Michael Moore. I always get him confused with the Super Size Me guy, because…well, he has already been super sized. (that one was to win the Republicans back)

Uh oh! I just had a scary thought! What if Chandler’s first steps happen in his sleep? What if he sleep walks!? I gotta go stand over Chandler’s crib and watch him all night with my night vision camera goggles.