I took Chandler with me on a run today. I started running this week for the first time in years. I hate running for the sake of running. But the other day I was pushing Chandler in his stroller and said, “Hey, let’s go FAST!” and started running with him. After about two house lengths I said, “That’s enough.”
I used to be an athlete. The first half of my life was nothing but sports. I’m not ready to be someone who can’t run the length of two houses. But like I said, I hate running just for the sake of running or working out. So I am running to prepare myself for the following possible events:
1. Zombie Apocalypse
2. Alien Invasion
3. I become a major celebrity and adoring fans chase me everywhere I go.
UPDATE: I noticed a typo in my Nike+ post, which can’t edited and it is driving me CRAZY.