2014 Winter Olympics, Here we come!

Unfortunately we missed this year’s opportunity to participate in the Winter Olympics. This is a shame because Chandler loves the snow and ever since Chandler was born he has been an Olympic hopeful. He’s just such an athletic kid, he can really excel in any sport he wants. But sadly I wasn’t on top of all the paperwork and forms that needed to be submitted to the Olympic committee, so this year we’ll just have to be spectators.

That’s okay though. This gives us 4 years to pick the perfect sport for Chandler. Right now if I were to combine all of his current skill sets into one sport it would be something that involved putting things in your mouth, standing and wobbling, crawling like Frankenstein, and being the cutest damn kid in America.

So I guess that makes him a figure skater. We could put a rose in his mouth as he skates (I’ve seen that done before). That would keep his mouth busy. And when ice skaters are on the ice, they are usually wobbling at least a little. At some point in his routine it would be a real crowd pleaser if he fell to his knees and crawled on the ice. The audience loves it when you do something playful and unconventional. And of course Chandler’s uncanny good looks (he didn’t get them from me) will be an important asset to his career on the ice. I mean, when was the last time you saw an ugly ice skater at the Olympic level? There’s no Susan Boyle in Olympic Figure Skating.

Of course, the most important element will be his outfit. And I think I’ve got the perfect one for him.