My son’s cries are lost in translation
In this installment of Father Knows Best I take a question from yet another anonymous asker. What’s with all the secrecy people? Also, don’t forget that you too can ask me a question about fatherhood and I will improvise the answer for you. Click on the link in the first line of this paragraph to submit your question.
Maybe this is a ridiculous question (for all I know, you could be its creator), but will you be purchasing the CryTranslator iPhone app to help you understand Chandler?
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Not a ridiculous question at all! Remember kids, there’s no such thing as a stupid question.
The quick answer is no. I will not be buying the CryTranslator app.
The long answer is…My wife and I have looked into the whole translating a baby’s cries thing. A long time ago on Oprah there was a lady who talked about doing this. It was pretty interesting and seemed really convincing.
Flash forward a few years to now and Ashley and I wanted to give it a try. We found some of that lady’s videos online and watched them to see if we could figure it out. Certain sounds meant different things. You needed to listen to your baby closely and you could hear either a “nah” sound or an “eh” sound. One of those meant “I’m hungry” while the other might have meant “I’m tired.” Stuff like that. It definitely seemed plausible.
But the more and more we dealt with Chandler, the more we established other methods for determining his needs. For instance it was pretty easy to tell if he needed his diaper changed. For that, instead of listening to our baby, we smelled him. We also came to recognize several visual cues for when he was tired. If he wouldn’t make eye contact with us no matter how hard we tried to look him right in the eyes, that was a good sign that he was ready for bed.
And as far as feeding him went, we developed a routine that was built into his sleeping pattern. He basically gets fed every time he wakes up from a nap. Other times when he is fussy and none of the other things seem to be the answer, we just try feeding him. If he eats, then we know that is what he wanted. If he doesn’t then we get out a ouija board and try to figure out what he needs.
For the most part, we know what Chandler is going to need before he cries for it. And actually a lot of that is because of the app we did buy, Baby Activity Logger, by Nerdtown. It was only $4.99, as opposed to the CryTranslator which is $29.99. But the great thing about this app is that it lets you input when your baby ate, how much your baby ate, when your baby slept, how much your baby slept, when your baby pooped, how much your…no it doesn’t go that far. Having all that information in the palm of your hand helps you see your baby’s patterns and helps you predict what is coming up next. It’s like a basketball coach looking at game footage of his opponent.
That being said, I am definitely interested in communicating with my son and understanding his needs better. We are fast approaching the age when he will be capable of using sign language to talk to us. Ashley and I plan on giving that a shot. So look forward to a post about that sometime in the coming months.
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