The Waiting Game

When you’re waiting for a baby to arrive things can get pretty boring. Nothing else seems as important. 

“Hey, did you see the memo sent from corporate about that policy change? Pretty exciting.”

“Hey did you hear I’m about to endeavor on the life long journey of parenthood which will inevitably drastically change my life forever? That corporate memo? Eh, not so much.”

But you have to do something to pass the time. One method I have subscribed to is giving my wife, Ashley, new nicknames. These names are fun for me, but Ashley is not so keen on them. She keeps complaining about how they all make her sound big or unappealing. I’m not sure what she’s talking about. Here’s a list of nicknames I have dubbed my beautiful lovely petite wife with. 

Prego-ppotamus (This is my new favorite one)

Prego-Saurus

Prego-Tron 3000

Prego-Matic

Prego-Maximus

Prego-My-Eggo