December 2011
21 posts
Demanding
Sitting in his car seat as we drive to a pizza restaurant, Chandler listens to our conversation about our pizza order. Suddenly Chandler reaches up and grabs my shirt, pulls me forward, and says, “I want pizza!” Then he pushed me back.
Okay, duly noted.
10:24 pm
Me: Is that fireworks?
Ashley: (sigh) Yeah…
Me: (annoyed) Awesome.
Ashley: We’re such parents.
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Nigh Nigh Time. Pacifier Please!
Chandler is a con man. Con…toddler. Chandler knows that the only time we give him a pacifier now is if he is sleeping. Throughout our trip to see my parents, anytime he has been in a stroller or a car seat, he has said, “Nigh nigh time. Pacifier please!”
Of course no night nighting ever happens. He just sits there with his pacifier chilling and enjoying the ride.
We’re...
I didn’t realize this, but apparently babies don’t start blinking for a few years. Chandler just started making up for lost time. At first I thought Chandler was a cyborg and he was taking photographs with his eyes and uploading the images to Skynet.
That awkward moment when you are dancing to entertain your son and you realize he hasn’t been watching for several minutes.
Gaming the system
Chandler: Cuddle Mommy and watch Bop?
Mommy: Well, when you put it that way.
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Internet
Sitting on the couch using my iPad next to Chandler as he watched a video, he started to scoot towards me and said, “Internet! Internet!”
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The Daddy Complex: Hug It Out
I don’t do a lot of reblogging here on Improvising Fatherhood, but this is so good I have to share it with you. David Vienna, author of The Daddy Complex, wrote about the power of hugs, and I know exactly how he feels.
thedaddycomplex:
If you’ll allow me to be completely honest, I wasn’t one of those people who thought a hug could make anyone feel better. I know it didn’t work for me....
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Dolla Bills Y'all!
Chandler picked up some dollar bills from my wallet.
Chandler: Washington George! Washington George!
Me: George Washington?
Chandler: YEAH!
Me: Who taught you that?
Chandler: Mama BB!
He then took the dollars and ran.
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Did I remember to move the Elf on the Shelf?
I’m at work and totally second guessing myself right now.
Thanks dude!
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Shoe box of Lies
My mom reminded me of a story from my childhood today. When I was in 1st grade, I got to participate in my first school field day. It was a day full of sports and athletic activities such as three-legged races and long distance frisbee throwing contests.
Scores and records were kept track of and at the end of the day the winners of each event were given ribbons. I won nothing.
That day when I...