August 2009
11 posts
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Aug 31st
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“I tried to get my wife to swallow a spoon so the baby can dig its way out.”
Aug 29th
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“It’s like my wife’s belly is a vending machine and the Baby Ruth that we paid...”
Aug 28th
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“This whole baby thing is starting to feel like a hostage situation. Anyone got a...”
Aug 28th
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“I keep pushing my pregnant wife’s belly button like it is an eject button.”
Aug 28th
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An Open Letter to my Baby
Dear Baby, Your mother and I would like to have a talk with you. We’ve been discussing it and we think it is time for you to move out…of the womb. It’s not that we don’t love you. We do. We just think it’s time for you to grow up. You’re wasting all your time in there. We never see you. You’ve become such a loner. Would it kill you to hang out with your...
Aug 26th
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Aug 18th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 10th
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WatchWatch
As you can see, Ashley and I are getting a little antsy.
Aug 7th
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Aug 6th