October 2009
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Finally a legit reason to take ninja training!
In every father-son relationship there comes a time when the son rises up and overcomes the father. This usually takes place when the son finally beats his dad in a game of one-on-one basketball. In less pleasant situations it involves the son actually beating up his dad during an argument…or a lightsaber duel. For me it was when I defied my father and stopped parting my hair on the side...
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I can't figure this alarm clock out!
I remember when I was a kid, about 8 years old, I had an alarm clock. It was a clock radio kind of thing, and I guess my parents must have given it to me. I didn’t really know how to use it. And one night I accidentally set it to go off at 1 am.
The alarm went off, blaring and jolting me out of bed. I had no idea what was going on but I finally figured out it was my alarm clock and I...
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“I just realized why Chandler cries so much. He sees me drinking Mt. Dew all the...”
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Mommy, the 'A' Student
If I had to sum my wife up in two words, they would be “Good Student.” If I could use three words I would use, “Best Student Ever!” Every since I have known Ashley, she has been an A student. A+ student, in fact. But this studious nature does not just apply to her time spent in school. Ashley is a student of everything. Whatever she does, she studies it first to make sure...
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“My wife caught on to my plan to escape when I told her I was “just going...”
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“Having a baby is like having a very interactive action figure.”
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“Chandler is wearing a “Mommy loves me” shirt. This is the baby...”
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The Fart Whisperer
Ever since Robert Redford was the Horse Whisperer the art of whispering has become very popular. Now we’ve got pet whisperers, baby whisperers, ghost whisperers, and even wood whisperers. Well look out world, because we’re about to add another whisperer to the list.
My wife is the Fart Whisperer.
She has learned this technique which enables her to make our baby fart as much as she...
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