— Every parent at Disney at least 6 times a day.
The worst part about Disneyland is breathing in all the second-hand bubbles.
Anyone know where to score some drugs in DisneyLand?
There’s something about how much a child gets spoiled at Disneyland versus how much patience they must exercise while waiting in lines that makes the whole experience, discipline-wise, a total wash.
This used to seem like a challenge. But now, not only have we gotten better at it, but the airlines are more accommodating. We got to go through the Pre Check line for security, which means no removing shoes or taking laptops out of bags. Then we got to board early and get settled in before everyone else got on.
From now on I’m always flying with children, even if they aren’t my own.
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