bestnatesmithever:

My karate kid

bestnatesmithever:

My karate kid

"It looks like a duck bill, Dad." 

One of my favorite things about my 4yo is how he makes visual connections.

"It looks like a duck bill, Dad."

One of my favorite things about my 4yo is how he makes visual connections.

"What is that there for?" - My 4yo discovers 80’s era home decor

"What is that there for?" - My 4yo discovers 80’s era home decor

"How many people can be awake at the same time?"

— My 4yo just wrote the premise of the next JJ Abrams show

bestnatesmithever:

Reading a book to my kid and…

bestnatesmithever:

Reading a book to my kid and…

More penis humor…

So last night as I was putting Parker, our 1-year-old, to bed, I needed to go to the bathroom. So I had him come with me. Along the way he picked up a toy pair of binoculars. As I was peeing, he looks at me through the binoculars and says, “Dada penis.”

I was pretty insulted that he felt the need to use binoculars.

  • 4yo: Ow! I hurt the back of my penis!
  • Me: Huh?
  • 4yo: I'm talking about my bottom.
Coolest toy in the toy box? Segway Cop.

Coolest toy in the toy box? Segway Cop.

"Tears are just bad attitude being flushed."

4yo: Dad let’s have a race!
Me: Oh, can’t we play a Twitter hashtag game instead?

Got some sweet tattoos today. NBD

bestnatesmithever:

HEY EVERYBODY! I’m working on a NEW project that I am really excited about. You might have seen some videos of me performing E-MPROV shows recently.

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Well I am officially on the E-MPROV staff now.

Naturally my role is to kick the e-mprov Tumblr into high gear. I could really use your help. PLEASE follow this new Tumblr I have started.

What’s E-MPROV? It’s live improv shows performed by amazing comedians ON THE INTERNET. The site was founded by Terry Withers at ucbcomedy and now has the incredible Amey Goerlich as the artistic director. So now you can watch high caliber live improv comedy in your jammies.

Here’s the deal: EVERYONE that follows e-mprov today, I will follow you back and reblog at least 1 of your posts. If there is a specific post you want reblogged, submit it to me HERE and I will reblog it (as long as it doesn’t break some moral code or something).

I would really appreciate your support on this. This is a project I really believe in and think could become something big and amazing. But I need your help. THANKS!

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"I got to have a fun and tearful conversation with Chandler the other day about why he wouldn’t be able to see the new TMNT movie when it comes out. The real reason is because it is a Michael Bay production, but I kept telling him it was because he was too young."

Fun at the beach