— My 4yo just wrote the premise of the next JJ Abrams show
More penis humor…
So last night as I was putting Parker, our 1-year-old, to bed, I needed to go to the bathroom. So I had him come with me. Along the way he picked up a toy pair of binoculars. As I was peeing, he looks at me through the binoculars and says, “Dada penis.”
I was pretty insulted that he felt the need to use binoculars.
- 4yo: Ow! I hurt the back of my penis!
- Me: Huh?
- 4yo: I'm talking about my bottom.
4yo: Dad let’s have a race!
Me: Oh, can’t we play a Twitter hashtag game instead?